Monday, August 23, 2010

CF ATL 0882A chair abuser is at large in our community.  Will he be brought to justice?

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  • RIEP Crossfit Atlanta

    Crossfitters do everything to the nth degree. We even sit down with intensity! I think that dent came from Kurts head (looks like his tiny frame). He must have seen one of my times…tried to beat it…and failed again.

  • CrossFit Atlanta

    We have identified the culprit, Chris Jones, who claims that all he did was sit on it. It had previously been strategically bent and weakened by an unknown chair abuser. We’ve also been victimized by the “Clock Killer.” The clock in the main area was knocked off last week by a well aimed wall ball shot. The new clock, $3.97 at Wal-Mart, has been placed well over the 12 foot mark, in an effort to foil future assassination attempts.

  • Dave Hodges

    So the subject of “Paleo” protein shakes came up a few days ago, and I wanted to make the following observation.
    Protein shakes, by definition, are not paleo if they involve any sort of processed powder. But this is fine, because there are ways of making shakes that are better for you, with better ingredients, taste better, and are cheaper than using whey protein. My favourite recipe is as follows:
    4 large eggs
    2 tablespoons of KBA™ Almond Butter, or preferred equivalent
    1 apple or pear
    1 handful of ice
    Chop up fruit into small pieces. Include skin, core, and seeds. Crush ice in blender. Next, add eggs and minced fruit and blend well. Finally, add the nut butter. Continue blending until the entire mixture is thoroughly homogenised. Serve immediately.
    If you buy only organic fruit and local, farm fresh organic eggs, the above still is competitive with overpriced whey protein powders, which likely contain MSG and other foul adulterants. Paleo protein shakes are great, but they don’t involve powders.

  • Bethanie

    Let’s also add someone throwing their shit…literally, shit…in the trashcan. We all have accidents, but next time please take the trash out after you throw your poop in it, please.

  • Bethanie

    This Thursday August 26th at 7:30pm is the first Paleo Dinner Night at Urban Pl8. It is a $25 4 Course Prixe Fix Paleo menu. This will take place the last THursday of every month. Spots are almost full for this Thursday so call and make reservations today: 404 367 0312
    This Friday is the disposable heroes WOD/Fundraiser. The 6pm and 7pm classes are canceled for this. It starts at 7 and we will be getting everything set up for the big group from 6-7 so that’s why 6 must be canceled. If you need to come early to do it you may come at 4pm or 5pm. Otherwise, come do it with everyone else at 7!
    Also, mark you calendars for FGB 5. See the link on the right hand side for more information. Let’s get some fund raising going!
    Finally, plans for our next paleo challenge are in the works. Marking the beginning, bodyfat testing will be at the gym Monday, September 13th and at the end Wed, October 27th. Start getting mentally prepared!!!! The stakes are going to be raised for this one!

  • rhjones5

    This is probably the funniest thing that has ever been posted on here.
    I am in a library right now trying to restrain my laughter at the thought of Bethanie’s rage.
    Also, that’s really gross.

  • MoMo

    You can’t be serious. The last time I was in the gym, someone in the ladies bathroom failed to flush. I came out of the bathroom with a stricken expression on my face and told Dan. It was horrible. I say I haven’t been back because of my triathlon, but really, it’s because I am traumatized. Seriously, I think there may be a sociopath on the loose at CFATL, and I think I know who it may be….

  • Adam Springer
    Reply….thats all i got on this one. I think I might even be offended by that one and thats saying something.

  • Dave Hodges

    Well you know there are some WODs that make Pukie appear. You know, like Barbara. And there are other WODs that can make Dookie appear. Helen is always that one for me, especially if I do it the morning after having alcohol the previous night. Working the core with a lot of intensity can lead to a sudden, and I mean SUDDEN need to evacuate.
    Glassman needs to update the main HQ site with a Dookie mascot. We’ve all met him, no denying it.

  • Bethanie

    if it’s any consolation, it was in the trashcan in the women’s restroom (by the sink). Feces have been sent to the lab for a DNA run.
    (Rob, how come my auto correct doesn’t like the word “women’s”)

  • Chris

    Not sure how I feel about the word “culprit” appearing next to my name at the top of this thread now that the topic has turned in this direction.

  • Rob M

    “women’s” is correct. Your phone (I’m assuming) probably just doesn’t have it in its dictionary.

  • kba_cfatl

    Thanks for the shout out Dave.
    The fact that the poop was deliberately placed in the women’s trash can is disturbing.

  • Jonathan H CFATL

    “Women” followed by ‘s indicates a notion of possession, which we all know is just ridiculous. The iPhone is right to correct you.

  • CrossFit Atlanta

    Holy Cow! A shit storm!

  • Danya Levine

    Holy shit .. literally .. ugh ..I feel like I need a shower and want to brush my teeth all at once … how did we go from chair assaults to shit to shakes??? seriously ?!!!! Today’s WOD was difficult but crappin in the can ? in the women’s room ? WTF….
    I think there needs to be a suitable punishment to fight the crime —
    Floggin just won’t cut it on this one

  • Adam Springer

    Thanks to Richard and Harrison for taking on us 5 o’clockers. Good Work today!

  • Whitney

    Thank God I’m 1400 miles away!
    Sorry about all the problems… I worked out at Front Range CF and CF Verve today. Front Range will be my new home! I hope you guys can make it out to visit sometime 🙂
    I will also be living in (very close to – 2 blocks) from Coor’s Field in downtown Denver! Still working on the whole job thing – I have 2 interviews this week.
    xoxo, Whit

  • Sean PIzel

    don’t give Chris too much Shit. I believe I was the original chair abuser. I was using it a Stool during a WOD (Dips and situps were the main Movements, it was a real Steamer). I felt like such a dingleberry. Those folding chair Gopher about 15 dollars, so once I Pinch-off this project in Texas I’ll Drop a new one on ya’ll and take that old piece of Crap to the Dump.

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